ATDA

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[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Throw a few of those sexy lady mud flaps on the back of a train with a hose. Darn near auto squeegee!

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Larry can't either but with a little few minor changes to his resume he won't reveal...

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I imagine...climbing up a tower, scanning an area, the hundreds of mini activities litter the map with little coin icons showing the requisite amount of assassin coins you need to spend to try the level.

Don' t worry you get 10 free assassin coins per day, spend more to play sooner!

Ugh

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

These are all excellent reasons. If I may add one.

I want to fuck Donald day one. So bad. Fuck him. My rage seethes waiting to be released into my ballot.

But otherwise spot on!

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Monitor genitals*

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

My state Reps office was floating something about giving incentives for more gas plants. Then it turns out there's a suit against the gas companies for rigging the entire thing.

Fuck these clowns, of course the feds will actually fix the problem.

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He gives me "equally shitty but as a politician" margera vibes

fartKnockersofaFeather

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'd love to invite a board member to urinate into a jar in the middle of a meeting since that should be perfectly acceptable.

I'm sure they'll all run to the jar like some halfwit version of political saw...

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That's fine I guess. I have a nice JW Double Black with "TRUMP DoD" on it.

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Every og Xbox with the unlabeled Linkin Park, SOAD, Korn, etc to the brim. Memories.

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