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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

These tortured metaphors take a Sisyphean Effort to parse... it's like trying to figure out which parts of a Ship of Hercules are the original.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Speaking of ships, Penelope could launch a thousand.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful, you've gone so far down the maze you'll need a trail of breadcrumbs to find your way back

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

i think you mean a trail of milk

[–] RustyEarthfire@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sisyphean Effort is actually a thing

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Swam too close to the sun.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What did Heracles say when he finally defeated the Hydra?

Byedra.

[–] serra@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What did he say when he first met it?

Oh, Hi dra.

[–] Johanno 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hail Hydra?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

I got some cheese that'll turn you to stone.

It's called GORGON-zola.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Achilles Matt.

[–] LucidBoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

took a couple of rereads to actually READ what was written haha