Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

My kid listens to Yoto Daily too.

[–] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No idea! (Eye deer)

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about a dead deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Still no eye deer

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lean beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A walk?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

[–] parpol@programming.dev 9 points 3 days ago

Two fish swim into a wall.

One turns to the other and yells "Dam!"

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with one eye?

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Buick?