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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ok, but how true is this actually? I can't find any references to this other than on lemmy or mastodon.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So this is in fact, a low quality lie.

[–] BDalt@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago

I love those compilations on YouTube of him... I just stumbled on them the other day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GxPSApAHakg

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you expected more from this community, that's on you haha

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

It could be true, if Doritos didn't have people eating the chips in their commercials.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Look on a bag of Doritos.

Do you see a list of ingredients and nutritional value? That's because they are regulated by the FDA

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's not, the community !lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip just has it backwards. They are low quality lies, but the phrasing of the community makes it seem like it's true statement in a low-quality wrapper.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

As true as reality tv.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doritos also have high structural integrity, being triangles and all.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's what gives them the crunch!

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You can use them as fire starters too

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

That’s like that episode of Nathan for You where he opens up a cafe called Dumb Starbucks that sells art exhibit cups that come with coffee inside. Health inspectors shut him down quick.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Legally sold as "soap"!

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Sound like someone shops for dildoes and got inspired