When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech
ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!
ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn't have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible
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When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech
ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!
ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn't have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible
This.
ETA: thanks for one upvote!π
ETA2: thanks for two upvotes!ππ
ETA3: woah?! 3?!?!?! thanks for three upvotes!πππ
ETA4: this is more upvotes than I have money in my bank account! thanks for four upvotes!π΅π΅π΅
ETA5: INASANE!!! thanks for five upvotes!πππ
ETA6: Iβve never had more than SIX!!! thanks for six upvotes! π±π±π±π±π±
ETA7: thanks for seven upvotes! I want to thank my mom, my brother, Jesus, Scott, Bill Gates, and my cat!!!π€π€
ETA8: What? Why yβall downvoting me now? Bring it back to seven!π€π€π€
ETA9: Unbelievable. -400 upvotes now. I lost my house, my car, and my job because of this! πππ£πππππ
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I also hate "happy cake day", and "this". Especially "this". It's a worthless comment that adds nothing more to the discussion than a simple upvote.
This
This may be an unpopular option since I've already seen it across lemmy, but the ____porn communities. I'd like to browse pictures of nice landscapes or exotic cars without worry about someone around me noticing "PORN" on my screen.
At this point it seems very old internet, something that made sense when those communities were established, but now is unnecessary gratuitous and not socially acceptable.
I saw a post about a community created here called "pixel passport" which I thought was a hell of a lot better that "earth porn."
I really like that name. Way better than Earthporn. Thank you for sharing, I subscribed!
Link: !pixelpassport@lemm.ee
EarthPixels. CarPixels. PornPixels. HistoryPixels. This could work.
Please don't let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.
"Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?"
"What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?"
"How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?"
It was bullshit.
I absolutely hate the love for revenge violence. Stuff like celebration people running over protestors in their cars because they were forced to stop on the road. Or bleeding out after someone got shot when they robbed a store.
This includes that fact that you can basically guarantee every thread contains at least one comment claiming "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
Creative writing presented as truth
Moderators who coddle bigots.
Bigots.
"Thanks for the gold kind stranger"
/u/spez
r/the_donald or anything like it. Kindly fuck off with all of that shit.
The βhivemindβ ignoring the correct information or even worse, encouraging the wrong information.
Does anyone else remember the whole Boston Bomber fiasco (i.e. We did it, Reddit)?
Can we stop talking about Reddit? Let it go.
Hey people grieve at different speeds. Some people got to acceptance on the same day, others are still in denial.
Iβm feeling insecure and shy, please rate my anus.
Pun threads. They're not clever. They're the same, old, recycled jokes, and they just get progressively worse with every reply.
Overzealous mods.
Endless OF spam.
Corporate shills.
Permanent bans. Except for egregious cases, ALL bans should be for a certain number of hours to cool the situation down, and then let it go.
Safe spaces for fascism. Spez let The_Donald and its imitators fester for years, thus turning Reddit into a de facto Nazi Bar. Thus years of harassing non-fascists & minorities, brigading, spouting bigotry, disinformation and toxicity while the admins yawned.
Communities with videos of violence and assault, justice porn etc. I hate those, this is honey for conservatives and fascists, they love it and it disgusts me.
Sponsored posts, banner ads, algorithms, and other advertising-industry fuckery.
A reply that's just "r/(some subreddit name)."
A robot trying to sell stolen fan art printed onto t-shirts.
People childishly self-censoring non-sweary words. "Sex" isn't a bad word, but writing "s*x" suggests you probably shouldn't be allowed on social media at your stage of development.
People who donβt know/acknowledge the difference between βfree speechβ and βhate speechβ
Cringe horny sexual questions on the main page every day: Reddit, what sound do you like to hear when you do the sex with your female partner? (and the post has 999999 upvotes and 99999 comments)
Karma-whoring. It's already started with the stupid "upote my can of beans" posts... Dude nobody cares about your internet points, either activity participate or fuck off to Instagram.
I hope that the mod-user relationship will be healthier here. (Bias, I was a reddit moderator.)
Some reddit mods were crap, this is true. Powermods and sub collectors were real. They did shit up a few communities.
But these people were a very small proportion of all moderators. Most moderators I met were chill, and just wanted to chip in to their respective communities to give back, in a way. Volunteering for internet janitor duty, because no matter how much people use the term as an insult it turns out public spaces need janitors - or they get filled with shit, trash, graffiti (and not the cool kind either, mostly badly drawn swastikas). It's not a position that should be glorified, or anything, because that's weird, but I hope that some semblance of basic respect can be maintained here on Lemmy - both ways, meaning no powermods but also no defaulting to assuming mods suck.
The ragebait fake text message screenshots that plague subs like antiwork.
Wow, your dickhead boss is stupid enough to put all of that in writing and has the exact same style of writing, spelling and grammar as you do? Isnβt that a coincidence!
u/spez
My cat didn't get any love over on insert community name here. I hope you guys updoot me more than they did.
"Sir, you have just won the internet" "Thanks for the gold kind stranger" "I too choose this guy's [placeholder]" And the other corny overused reddit lines
u/spez
"Came here to say this"
Also, while I will tolerate it, I hope we tone down the doggo speak
/u/spez
DAE
Banana for scale
5/7 with rice
Generic ask Reddit threads
All that shit can go to hell.
Ragebait like noahgettheboat, idiotsincars, publicfreakout. Itβs the Jerry Springer of the 2020βs.
/r/MadeMeSmile portrayed toxic positivity which felt out of touch with reality.
"I made my bed today. First time in 14 years π"
Ads
Shadowbanning.
Official NFTs collectible.
ads, just that
karma
People farming karma on subs like /r/aww.
Like not even reposters. Iβm instead talking about the people who camp that sub and ruin threads by criticizing diet, etc.
If you post a photo of a dog thatβs even slightly overweight, God have mercy on your cursed soul.
/r/jailbait
Also no trophy's, ever. Unless it's like a Mario Kart Lemmy Tourney. Then sure. But for a sub like that? NOPE.