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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I don't understand how it's possible to melt a pan? What's going on?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

While I don't know exactly what happened here, if the pan was dry or all the moisture was cooked out of the food, there isn't really much to dissipate heat.

If this pan was a cheap alloy, it was possible that it had a low melting temperature. If the stove was on high, the pan will eventually get as hot as the stove allowing it to melt or at least, collapse under its own weight.

Non-stick pans tend to be made of aluminum (660°C melting point), sometimes alloyed with some copper to improve thermal conductivity. Aluminum-copper alloys tend to melt in the 500-600°C range. Most aluminum alloys melt at a point which an electric stove can easily reach if left on high. The coils can glow cherry-red pretty easily, which is 815-870°C.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It appears to be aluminium with a ceramic coat.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 43 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

No lie, about a decade ago I rented a room in a long-term AirBnB in NYC where the other 3 rooms were also rented out (so no choice in flatmates; shit was wild). One of the other rooms was rented by this 30-yo French girl from Paris who moved there to follow an ex-bf. Off the bat she was weird; she only ever cooked pan seared liver, toast, or white rice while talking about how she planned on getting this guy back. She would also always argue in French with the Belgian dude who was also renting a room while finishing his masters. Anyway, the kitchen was minimally stocked, so I bought an extra pot, pan, and a toaster oven. She would use the toaster oven but left plastic bags of bread on top, so it melted and ruined the toaster. She also burned rice into the supplied pot every day. It got so damaged after only a few weeks that I had to hide my pot from her, as she systematically destroyed every other piece of kitchen equipment and tried to move onto my personal belongings.

I have several stories from that AirBnB alone. Weirdest 10 months of my life.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I would love to hear more of these stories.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

I'm at work now, but I'm happy to share later. There was a Kazakh family (new immigrants), a Syrian guy (there for medical school), a "stripper" with a large butt implant (on paper, but really she was a prostitute; not judging), an Italian guy (graphic design exchange student), and more. Usually every few months there would be a new flatmate.

All to say the apartment was definitely illegal, but I was young and couldn't afford much.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lowdude@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 hours ago

Maybe there should be a story time channel, if there isn’t one already, I’d generally love to read more of these kinds of experiences

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 42 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

How dumb must one be to get a stove well hotter than they should rightfully be able to get that it melts your pot and even the heating element itself? 🤨

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 31 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Dude tried to froge a war axe.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Kermit with a battle axe as logo.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Kermit absconding with a bag full of all the victims' money.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Mine... I guess you can say they are tempting fate with their house...

Rather than calling in a professional, they decided to take it upon themselves and poison a tree that was starting to damage the slab. After a couple "treatments," the tree eventually did die and is now just standing next to the house about 3ft away from one of the walls just drying out. Despite my warnings to cut it down, as its rootball would eventually decompose enough to allow it to topple over during a gust, nothing was done.

This past summer though, something different happened that I didn't think of. Wood-boring beetles and termites moved in and set up shop. Three feet from the damn house... The owner even tried to deal with the infested tree themselves, as they tore off the bark to about 6-7 feet up and hit it with bug killer, completely oblivious to how capillary action works in a tree.

As of right now, even though there's been no inspection (I guess they don't think professional pest control is worth it), I can almost guarantee that the termites and beetles found their way in through the eaves of the roof and are feasting like kings in the attic. (I've found termite wings inside)

I've tried warning them numerous times, just to have it go right out the other ear, and eventually gave up wasting my breath.

I'll be looking elsewhere at the end of the year once all the smoke from the elections and voting clears.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'll be looking elsewhere at the end of the year once all the smoke from the elections and voting clears.

Shit, where do you live? Haiti?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago

The SF Bay in California.

I'm just a bit cautious as the politics of the different candidates (including state/local) could cause a ripple in rent costs and there's also a proposition about rent control that could go either way. The COL may not actually change much, but I'm more the type to look observe a bit (i.e. look before leaping) as I've been out of the market for a bit and have always gone the roommate route.

[–] RichardoC@lemmy.world 44 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

My guess is that someone put Gallium in an Aluminium pan. Similar to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IgXNwLoS-Hw

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 hours ago

That much gallium would be really expensive. Someone just melted a pan on the burner by turning it on high and leaving.

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Visually this makes the most sense to me.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

YouTube revenue?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 36 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

A long long time ago, I lived with a roommate who tried to set a timer for thirty minutes on our microwave.

He instead set the microwave to run for thirty minutes.

The steam dome thingy inside did not last for thirty minutes.

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Are you that roommate? Or are you saying he tried to set it for 30 seconds?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Neither.

That roommate was a separate person. As described in another comment, he tried to set a timer that would not cook anything, only start beeping in thirty minutes. Instead, he set the microwave to run - which is to say, cook - for thirty minutes, which melted the non food item inside the microwave.

I apologize for the ambiguity of my phrasing.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 76 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Aluminum melts at 1,220° F, I doubt electric stovetops get that hot.

https://www.alineautomation.com/at-what-point-does-aluminum-begin-to-melt/

"For example, pure aluminum metal melts at 660°C (1220°F). However, when you alloy it with other metals, such as copper or magnesium, the melting point can change significantly. Copper-aluminum alloys can melt between 500-600°C (932-1112°F), while magnesium-aluminum alloys can melt between 600-700°C (1112-1292°F).

Additionally, aluminum oxides have even lower melting points than pure aluminum metal. They can start to melt anywhere from 200-400°C (392-752°F). As you can see, understanding the point at which aluminum begins to melt depends largely on what form it takes."

But, steel loses 1/2 it's strength far lower than the melting point, assuming something similar here... how hot can an electric stovetop get?

https://www.thedailymeal.com/1486561/mistakes-cooking-on-electric-stove-top/

"This is because the uppermost setting can result in the stove top reaching extremely high temperatures, anywhere between 500 and 750 degrees Fahrenheit."

https://www.thefabricator.com/thewelder/article/aluminumwelding/aluminum-workshop-what-temperature-does-aluminum-melt

"Just like steel, aluminum alloys become weaker as the service temperature rises. But aluminum melts at only about 1,260 degrees, so it loses about half of its strength by the time it reaches 600 degrees."

And there it is...

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 73 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Stovetops can't melt steel beams. Wake up sheeple /s

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

“Fire can’t go doors, stupid! It’s not a ghost!”

~ Chang

[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 207 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

You can't just post this and not give context. I keep looking at this and go, "How?"

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 141 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I’m guessing they forgot about it and left it on until whatever was in it boiled dry/burned off, and then heated the pan to the point it began to melt. I’d bet it took at least overnight if not through the weekend. Some pans will take longer to get to this state than others depending on what they’re made of.

The fact they didn’t burn the place down is sheer luck.

[–] picnicolas@slrpnk.net 51 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When I was in highschool my mother left a pot of stock simmering and went to work, except instead of leaving it on low she left it on high. I came home to a smoke filled apartment, and the pot was full of chicken bone shaped black carbon. As I grabbed the handle and brought it toward the sink molten metal poured out of the heavy base into the sink. It was scary and I’m grateful I wasn’t severely burned and that our place didn’t burn down!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

I discovered the hard way when I had my own business with me as the only employee that if you leave a coffee machine with only a small amount of coffee in it on overnight, there will be no fire.

But good luck trying to get the smell of burnt coffee out of your office for the next week.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 47 points 17 hours ago

Put a pot of water on to boil, turned the heating element on high, forgot about it. All the water boiled away, pan got hot enough to get soft and collapse.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 39 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Most stove tops can get hot enough to melt aluminum.

My guess is this person tried to boil some water and forgot about it. Without the energy bleed from steam the aluminum melted.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

I'm guessing he was trying to boil water in a aluminium pan and forgot about it? I'm also guessing said roommate must have left, because a burning non-stick coating would be rather noticeable.

I mean, I did something kinda like that as a kid, I forgot a aluminium bottomed steel pan once and managed to melt the base (thankfully with no non-stick coating fumes).

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[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

You win! Your roommate deserves some kind of prize, and you deserve a reward for putting up with them.

[–] Focal@pawb.social 4 points 12 hours ago

Isn't the price normally given at events like these called a darwin award?

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Surviving them*

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