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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

"Psh, that's nothing! I've been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!"

[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

[–] GARlactic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[–] leyland1989@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Law enforcement would probably shut down such instances faster than the rest of Lemmy could collectively defederate them.

Hosting such stuff on the clear web is basically asking for a joint FBI, NCA and other major law enforcement agency raid on your premises.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The piratebay has been running since 2003 - 2023 on the clear web. Thats how hard it is to take down a website when done properly. With the few times its been down and/or raided thats still 99.99% uptime.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Pirate Bay is a very unique case because:

  1. Hosting costs are very low due to the inherent nature of torrenting. It's essentially just an index of magnet links used for downloading torrent files. Apparently the whole TPB directory could fit on less than 100MB of storage. They don't actually host any of the illegal content they provide.
  2. They've hosted the site on multiple cloud services, which law enforcement would have to play an endless game of whack-a-mole to truly dent.
  3. Sweden are notoriously lenient on piracy and copyright infringement. TPB's founders only faced a year in prison and a hefty multi million dollar fine when they went to trial.
  4. United States authorities are very unlikely to get the Swedish courts to extradite these individuals, because their 1960 extradition treaty is quite strict on what offences one can be extradited to the USA for, and the only mention of piracy on there refers to the maritime kind. Compare this to how easily Kickass Torrents was taken down and how the Polish authorities nearly got its founder flown out to the US to face trial.
  5. The hosts not only provided the knowledge to but outright encouraged others to host mirrors/proxies of the website to get past DNS censorship.
  6. There are ways to detect CSAM which makes it a lot easier to track down and lock up individuals who access it. Another big difference is that producing, distributing, and even possessing CSAM is seen as a far more heinous crime against humanity than downloading a pirated movie copy.

TLDR: there are three things that could survive a nuclear armageddon: cockroaches, Keith Richards and the Pirate Bay.

[–] void_wanderer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

Can I 100 % ban all porn from my feed? I feel like people aren't obligated to flag their porn stuff so how can it be filtered?

[–] czarrie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh good, can't wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.

[–] Quetzacoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you're right, reddit is done.

[–] greenyenergy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

People actually liked Hentai? I just can't shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.

[–] Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.

[–] mavedustaine@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[–] AncientMariner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This is the quality content I cum here for....

[–] emanon458@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

I think most of it is on lemmynsfw

[–] Mestrogen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo can someone sauce me the furryporn sub links (asking for my neighbors friends aunts step sister)

[–] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do we still call Lemmy communities "subs"? Anyway also hmu with those links

[–] Ronath@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What else would be call them? Comms? We're not writing out "communities". We're way too lazy for that.

[–] samsy@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

They are coms, and nsfw are cums.

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[–] skierra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't

[–] shindig1457@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's absolutely disgusting subscribes

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'm subscribing just to report the content for nudity