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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There was a youtuber who had an old bulldozer in a farm and someone suggested he rolled it up and down a steep hill he had on his land. He did so but he made the mistake of leaving it in gear while rolling down with the clutch in and once he made it at the bottom he realized that the clutch had exploded. The bulldozer must have never reached a speed higher than 10 mph while going downhill but thanks to the insane gear ratio it still spun the clutch disk so fast that it tore itself apart with the centrifugal forces.

I just thought it was an interesting story telling how not made to go fast these things are.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just add nitrous. I saw it in a movie once.

[–] windowsphoneguy 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That is going to hurt when it cases down on the flat.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My teeth hurt jist looking at this. Those are not known for their suspension.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

You don't even get pneumatic tyres. Or even solid rubber tyres would do something.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's why the good lord gave us workman's comp

[–] zlatiah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Not a perfectly relevant xkcd but

(From https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/)

[–] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I jump my mountain bike over dirt jumps. His problem is going to be the lack of landing. Hucking to flat is how you damage your rig.

I see no other problems with this setup.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is why you don't play Free Bird on the DeWalt stereo.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sure that’s photoshopped (or AI, whatever), but if it weren’t, gawdamn it’s gonna hurt and break shit on landing.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Since photoshop comes with AI, we can just say photoshopped to cover both!

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is a weirdly perfect photo considering the genre of subject matter.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dukes of Hazardous Materials Movers.

HighViz Floyd - Welcome to the Heavy Machinery.

"For he saw the graders comin' hard and heard their backup beeping cries... Yippie ya yo... Yippie ya yey... CAT riders in the sky..."

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tony Hawk's Pro Forklift Certification, now on itch.io.