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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 151 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Is this implying that "me" isn't wearing any underwear?

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 114 points 4 days ago (3 children)

First date fit includes underwear??

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 72 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well it certainly does for the not-a-gynecologist at least

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hang on, you guys don't keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?

You need to send the subtle signal that you're basically drowning in vagina.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 days ago

Ain't no guys here

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

I am technically not a lesbian, but of what I understand about lesbian culture, there's a tendency to think if I don't shave tonight then I won't be tempted to get freaky and for this to turn into a one-night stand. And this is followed by a wild night of extra-curricular activities, only she knows sometimes you don't shave.

I point out that if she ghosts you, that's about her issues, not about the conditions of your leg hair.

Anyway, this fit is showing were prepared for all contingencies, and expecting a very good evening.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Some people are just too posh.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago

Well yeah, they'd just get in the way of the date having a look.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 13 points 3 days ago

Socks are technically underwear

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

She likes a bit of fresh air between her nethers.

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 88 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ask your local taxidermist for bespoke ones!

[–] python@programming.dev 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

While it is nice to support local taxidermy businesses, there really isn't anything complicated about making the rat-slippers yourself. Rats are free outside!

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They are free as in freedom, their freedom. You can't just take them!

[–] python@programming.dev 16 points 3 days ago

Who is going to stop me?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

So free as in speech, not beer? Got it.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is there a way to get that Cheetos pattern onto denim shorts?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

Where there is a will, there is a way

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We can't let them get to sexy

[–] Sas@beehaw.org 7 points 3 days ago

Don't have to guess the color of your underwear

Already know you got nothing going on down there