BenFranklinsDick

Real and straight. Anon didn't get laid.

Sour grapes Brit confirmed

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

I came here thinking he was fucking sheep to make the hybrids.

I am supremely disappointed.

Is emo cringe, or is it too nostalgic for that now?

I am redeeming the card now

Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.

I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.

Respectable

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.