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    [–] headerfile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Hey wait a minute... that car has windows on it!

    [–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Windows on Linux though. Guy probably has Wine in his cup holder.

    [–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

    Police pulled him over for drunk driving but he insisted that what he had was not wine, but in fact an assembly of protons.

    [–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
    [–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

    How does Microsoft manage to be both ahead and behind the curve? A decade before Android Auto or Apple CarPlay, they already were doing the same thing, and somehow blew it?

    Windows CE in general blows me away how the underlying tech is fundamentally the same as modern smartphones (system is a ROM, had ARM support, goes to sleep by default) and Microsoft was still too slow to react to the iPhone. God I miss my PDA.

    [–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Most cars already run on Linux

    [–] grue@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

    Ironically, my cars don't run Linux for the same reason my computers do: I'm militant about protecting my property rights and privacy, so I refuse to have any car new enough to have "infotainment" because it's all closed-source and Tivoized. It's effectively hostile, despite the Linux kernel at the bottom of it.

    I'll buy a car made after the mid-2000s when I can re-flash the whole thing with non-DRM'd community-supported software, and not a minute before.

    [–] Melody@lemmy.one 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    I mean; there's nothing stopping you from using a car from an earlier era; and bodging in an Android Tablet into your dashboard as an infotainment system.

    The thing doesn't need to be concerned with your climate controls or anything else on your CAN bus for security reasons anyways. So you can leave those controls as they are and just let the tablet replace your Radio effectively for 100% DRM free media enjoyment with your favorite fully rooted and flashed tablet running whatever FLOSS version of Android firmware you like.

    [–] Melody@lemmy.one 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Personally there's just certain controls in a car I firmly believe should NEVER be digitized anyways.

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    [–] toynbee@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Until recently, I had a Ford Flex.

    The only thing I didn't like about it was the proud "powered by Microsoft" emblem (and its implications).

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    [–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    To a degree yes, but this madman probably has the ECU running Linux.

    [–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Linux is not a real-time OS*. For a car ECU, something like Speeduino would be a more appropriate choice.

    (* Or wasn't until a week or so ago, at least. https://www.zdnet.com/article/20-years-later-real-time-linux-makes-it-to-the-kernel-really/)

    [–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    That’s the joke 😉

    You could certainly do it but let’s hope that fuel injection timings and realtime system response aren’t that important to you.

    [–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    https://lwn.net/Articles/816298/

    Worked with the guy, he was a true kernel monster.

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    [–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Well you can tell they don’t use arch because there’s no humblebrag sticker

    [–] 4am@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

    This? This the car of a Slackware enjoyer.

    [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    "Linux femboy? Wha- oh nevermind."

    -Me after seeing way too many c/unixsocks posts.

    [–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

    It is a Subaru tho

    [–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Same, I think about cute boys too much :3

    [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Oh no the tool isn't working

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    [–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Are you even a Linux user if you don't randomly wonder what operating system the person in front of you in traffic prefers? It's a good thing that this person says "wonder no more."

    [–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

    I actually don't care to be honest.

    [–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Bold of you to assume a lemmy user would drive

    [–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    I'll have to get linux stickers for my bike instead. Maybe I should install a hub dynamo and boot a pi zero with my pedal power every time I ride. Linux on my Linux bike.

    [–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Not gonna lie, the extent to which the motor, controller, etc. are proprietary is an important consideration for me when buying an e-bike. For example, I would rather have one that can't connect to my phone etc. at all than one that can but requires a proprietary app.

    (I also care about things like weird proprietary headset and bottom bracket hardware, on e-bikes and regular bikes alike.)

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    [–] Chingzilla@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    I wonder if they have been a user since 1991. If so that's pretty impressive. Given that would be the same year Linus send his infamous newsgroup email announcing his work to port Minix.

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    [–] overload@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Maybe it's cause I'm a dad now but this really resonates with me.

    He has to be aware how niche his passion is, but he does it anyway in defiance.

    [–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    where in jersey was this taken? i want to find this car

    edit: not for sexual purposes

    [–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

    edit: not for sexual purposes

    That's clever, I like it

    [–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

    I hope he's gone and cut the telemetry from this car... if not, I'd say poser.

    [–] 58008@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

    This is the only way Bill Gates can go to the grocery store unaccosted.

    [–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    If I had a car it would probably look like this

    [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Real Linux aficionados don't have cars; that would require leaving the basement.

    [–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

    I'm using Arch btw

    [–] HStone32@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    you either go back to windows, or turn into this guy. There is no 3rd option.

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    I think, I think, this person uses Linux.

    They probably use macos

    [–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

    This is the coolest kid in New Jersey.

    [–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

    At least one sticker would say so, so he's isn't

    [–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

    I don't know who it is but they seem less inclined to talk about Linux than most users

    [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

    No. I am Spartacus.

    [–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

    Just tapping that linuxsy

    [–] nandi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

    this is how I feel like I look when I tell people I use fedora

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