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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Or, the other way around πŸ˜‰

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pylorus Sphincter at the end of your stomach.

Any claims otherwise are misled bullshit.

EDIT: Lots of typos

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I never threw the quarter i swallowed at 6 years old back up, doc said it likely passed. Thats hella bigger tam 1-2mm and there's no quarters showing up on imaging... so how exactly does that work?

Not saying I don't believe this its just that reconciling this statement with real world experience isn't adding up.

And now I'm picturing the 'Little Book of Calm' getting absorbed and Bill Bailey running around looking like Jesus and quoting it. I never walked around like moose jesus so I guess I didn't absorb it.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Coins will dissolve within a month, pass once small enough. US Quarters are Copper with a plating of Copper Nickel Alloy, all of which will dissolve in acid.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 12 hours ago

Now that's interesting.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

https://learn.pediatrics.ubc.ca/body-systems/gastrointestinal/suspected-foreign-body-ingestion/

Looks like you typoed the unit of measure. Thats 2 cm, not mm, 10x bigger.

However, exceptions include sharp or toxic bodies, objects too large to pass through the pyloric sphincter (greater than 2Γ—6 cm),

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Conflicting Sources

https://ucanr.edu/datastoreFiles/608-87.pdf

The pylorus contracts to slow gastric emptying and results in further mixing of gastric contents. During this time, the stomach transforms its contents into multiphase slurry called chyme, which is a combination of separate phases of aqueous solutions, fats, and solids. The more intense peristaltic waves promote antral empty- ing, which allows gastric contents, mainly fluid mixed with small particles, to pass through the pylorus and enter the duodenum. The particle size of the food emptied through the pylorus is less than 1 to 2 mm during the fed state (Thomas 2006).

and the Thomas Citation:

Thomas A. 2006. Gut motility, sphincters and reflex control. Anaesthesia Intens Care Med 7(2):57–8.

I think yours is the typo.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 12 hours ago

I don't read any conflicts here, in fact it seems the blurb you shared is speaking to normal food particle size that passes though, while the one I shared talks about maximum foreign object size that can pass.

[–] Xyre@lemmus.org 1 points 9 hours ago

When I was a kid, I passed a marble. It was quite painful when exiting the stomach, but I'll never forget the sound of it hitting the porcelain afterwards.

[–] Flyingpeakock@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

An unchewed kernel is about 7.5mm in diameter.

The kernels are already popped or deflated as they enter the intestines, the loose corn kernal skins pass through like so.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

And that's why you should never trust an octopus.

You wouldn't see us squid doing anything like that. Ick.

[–] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Could it survive the stomach acid?

Nope, that's the point. That's how we trick them into get eaten.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 23 hours ago

Stop it, you'll make me cum

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] rsuri@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Obligatory video (click at your own risk)

[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

a small one could probably go up that too

what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?

It's a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.

Now the spooky thing is that it's probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn't die somewhere along the way.

[–] WrenHavoc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a stomach ache and this is not helping

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Flexible enough? Sure.

But will it withstand my stomach acids?

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[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I've read that hentai.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Octo-Diddy Where Art Thou?

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

In jail without bond, currently.

"This is my hole!"

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So's coffee what's your point?

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.

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