Truit Farts
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this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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No one asked about your mother.
I... I uh... Anyone have her number?
Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.
Lmao that's a great line, love it
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
beese churger took me out
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
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Thaddeus Pai
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we're including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...
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Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
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LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
Pello Judding
Nape Gruts
Toft Saco
Treet Stacos
Saco Talad
Tai Chea
Bothered Smurrito
Mry Dartini
St-Bone Teak
Steef Broganoff
Panilla Vudding
Cocolate Chake
Tinnamon Coast
Sup Broganoff
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
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Chackin Meese
Cheef Balupa
Joppie Sloe
Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
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Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
From r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."
Chicken Curry
Cicken Churry?
psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
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Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
Boot reer
You'll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that
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köner debab
Mig Bac
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