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The ph of semen ~7.5 making it slightly basic .
Semen is a fast drying basic glue.
It does not clean (lots of proteins), it does not lubricate (glue), and it does not protect (basic).
Semen would make a poor gun lubricant.
I mean, I could understand liberal tears. Liberal blood. Liberal sweat, at a stretch. But liberal cum? That just sounds like you're offering to blow Joe Biden.
It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)
…before he puts it in his anus.
So he's a conservative man getting liberal MEN off sexually, saving their cum and lubricating his firearm. You're not "owning the libs", you're telling the world that you are a cum whore with a firearm fetish. And they call us the weird ones? Give me a break.
"I wouldn't wear that shirt around conservatives, they don't tend to take kindly to men who advertise those services"
Wait till they find out that liberals are armed and just STFU about it.
Freaked my conservative Trump loving brother when he saw we browsing socialist gun sub on Reddit once.
I laughed and said yes us leftest and armed and trained too. Funny he knows I love guns and vote left but didn't put two and two together. Funny watch him twitch.
So he jerks of liberal men? I read this as „I’m a Liberal that is into men“, but think asking him to clarify that would make him angry.