DharmaCurious

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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fun fact, this is why I got laid so much in Mexico. I took so much straight dong on that trip I should have gotten frequent fliers miles

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've mentioned it on here before, I think. It's one of my favorite stories. The look on his face was absolutely horrific and hilarious. I asked him several times afterwards how his pregnant sinuses were. He did not find it as funny as I did.

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

🎶I got a brand new pair of roller skates you got skint you knees, let's get to together and touch together our peepees🎶

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I love telling this story, but I'll warn beforehand it's explicit.

!so, one time I was getting a blow job from this dude who was sort of newly out as bi curious. So, he asked if he could suck me off because he'd never done it before. Anyway, when I came, he didn't pull off and decided he was going to swallow, and since he was still really new and nervous, I thought it would be hilarious if I said "no homo" when I came.

Unfortunately, he also thought that was hilarious, and laughed while swallowing. Ever seen milk come out of a kids nose in the cafeteria? That. But with spunk !<

‘LIVING PIXEL’ [OC] in c/custardfist@feddit.nl
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 4 points 3 weeks ago

I wish I had a way of letting mine out more frequently haha

Batman's real superpower in c/funny@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago

We all know the answer to this. Alfred keeps a large supply of BatCoke for him in the Bat Cave

How did we all wind up on Earth? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I know what that religion is?

‘LIVING PIXEL’ [OC] in c/custardfist@feddit.nl
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Your brain is a confusingly, terrifying, beautiful place and I'm glad you just give out front row access like this.

What do you secretly judge people for? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't find a source right now, because I just woke up and I don't want to, so (Trust Me Bro, et al, 2024) but there's a chance that quote is actually about Nazis!

A lot of French people referred to them as "the others" and would often speak sort of semi-codedly about them in writing and such so as not to piss off their new overlords. So that line may well not have been "I'm such an introvert that being around other humans is like being in hell" but instead "hell has delivered itself to my doorstep in the form of goose-stepping bastards"

What do you secretly judge people for? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If someone is cleaning a floor and I have to walk over it, they're getting several sorrys and at least 2 thank yous, while I do that shrink my body to the side and putting my palms out towards them like a peasant not trying to be whipped by a landed gentry.

I've mopped professionally. It sucks.

Lawnchair - Android Launcher has early access release on play store. in c/android@lemdro.id
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

I thought so! When I saw this my first thought was "wait, isn't that the one I used to use several years ago?"

Yeah, it is. Ended up not being compatible on a new phone is why I switched, I think..forgot about it after.

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Episcopal/Anglican Lemmings? (startrek.website)
 

Hey, folks, I was just curious if there were any Episcopal (USA) lemmings around here? I've recently begun attending a small episcopal church, after having not been to church since the pandemic began. Before that, I'd only been to church a few times in the last couple decades. I've been really enjoying the episcopal church, and while my own personal belief system isn't 100% in line with theirs, they're one of the closest groups to my own thinking.

I liked the episcopal subreddit before I left that site, and was wondering if anyone has any interest in making a Lemmy community, or if there was one I'm not familiar with.

What's your favorite Japanese prefectural flag? in c/vexillology@lemmy.world
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Best sampler? (startrek.website)
 

Hey, folks! I'm fairly new to hot teas. I've been very much so enjoying my English and Irish breakfast teas, Earl Grey, and a few other Walmart specials. But I find that I think most of them taste weak, and i use multiple bags. I'd like to try a loose leaf, and maybe something a little stronger. I'm not a fan of green tea for the same reason, it feels weak/watery. I'm a US southerner, so I guess I sort of ruined myself to tea strong enough to get out the pot and slap you. Haha.

Can anyone recommend a sampler of stronger teas? I have a fancy kettle that you can set the temperature on if they need some specific temp, as I know some teas do.

Any help is appreciated! Thanks in advance!

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Game Recommendation? (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by DharmaCurious@startrek.website to c/steamdeck@sopuli.xyz
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Edit

Sorry I haven't replied to anyone, life got a little crazy. I did not expect this many replies on lemmy! Thank you everyone, and I will be checking out a bunch of these! Thank you so much. :) I really appreciate it.

So, I hope this allowed, if not, I'll remove.

I have a small problem, y'all. I'm a filthy casual, and don't game often. But right now, due to a lot of very stressful things going on, I'm having trouble sleeping. I'd like a game I can play on the deck for an hour or two at night to get sleepy. Here's where the hard part comes in:

It's gotta be cheap (25 or less)

It needs to be not-stressful to play, as in, it works well on the deck, with no fiddling, because I am a dumb and don't understand things

I don't actually know what kind of game I want. I don't care for FPS games, I don't have the time/patience/money for online multiplayer stuff, and I'm not super in super heavy action games.

I like puzzles, platformers, laid back games. Open world is great. Very small games are fun, but I need something that I can play pretty much every night for a while. I loved portal and the Stanley parable, but I'm burnt out on TSP and I've played both portal games several times. I need something with a little more longevity.

Can anyone help with this not at all reasonable request?

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