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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I love telling this story, but I'll warn beforehand it's explicit.

!so, one time I was getting a blow job from this dude who was sort of newly out as bi curious. So, he asked if he could suck me off because he'd never done it before. Anyway, when I came, he didn't pull off and decided he was going to swallow, and since he was still really new and nervous, I thought it would be hilarious if I said "no homo" when I came.

Unfortunately, he also thought that was hilarious, and laughed while swallowing. Ever seen milk come out of a kids nose in the cafeteria? That. But with spunk !<

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I got the hunch that I've read something like that before. Maybe from you, maybe it's a common occurrence. We need a scientific study on that topic.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've mentioned it on here before, I think. It's one of my favorite stories. The look on his face was absolutely horrific and hilarious. I asked him several times afterwards how his pregnant sinuses were. He did not find it as funny as I did.