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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks more like an Austrian to me, tbh.

[–] Kaiserschmarrn 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wos glabst wos da Lindwurm doastölln soll?

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Wieso Lindwurm? Den kenn i doch, dös is der Rudi aus Graz!

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It helps them hang on to the underside of the Earth.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where is this, Capital Wasteland?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Switzerland

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is wildly impractical. An alternate human should at least be realistic imo

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, there's a reason no mammals have evolved to look like that. The strain from holding up that torso would be immense!

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So this would mean all mammals would have 8 limbs. That would be odd, weird even

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Actually, it would be just even.

[–] federalreverse 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Possibly Republican.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do they get their shorts on?

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I deadass had the exact same though lt. Arent the lower sets of arm/legs too long? They'd get stuck as you pulled the shorts up and from what we see/can infer from the elbow/knees they wouldnt have the range of motion to unstick them unless the shorts were veeery elastic

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Like everyone else, two legs at a time.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

That’s just a bloke from down under ya bed, mate

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

I'd like to think they ought to have hiking gloves in that universe

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

It's why the gigantic spiders don't bother them, they see a bit of themselves in them.

:P

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's just a picture of the current residents of Chernobyl.