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[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 99 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is like second or third worst kept secret in the middle east

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

now you have me wondering what is the first

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Haha that’s just a textile factory haha

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They're making glass, duh.

uranium glass, that is, maybe even enriched uranium glass, one might say, and some others might say enriched uranium glass without the glass

Well, preparing to make glass.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I would have called it a glass factory. Means I can snicker every time I tell someone.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago

Those back-alley 'marriages' to 13-year-old "virgins" aren't going to last.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Religion is just there to keep the masses down

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Not limited to the middle east.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Organized Religion is just cancer at this point

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right, absolutely, that's the take away. Anyhoo, so somebody has hidden hundreds of small but powerful bombs in electronic devices on people's bodies in at least 1 country. There's no way to detect them yet. Lebanon is in a panic- civilian, military, Hezbollah, politicians. What are all they gonna do, stop hooking up with other men on dating apps?

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[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would a diplomat have a direct line of communication with a powerful military force in the region? That seems like a pretty straightforward question with an obvious answer lol.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

shhhhhh it's conspiracy theory time...

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not a conspiracy theory that Iran and Hezbollah are allies.

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[–] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, we sure showed that 10 year old!

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (37 children)

Damn the Iranian ambassador sure was young

[–] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget all those Hamas nurses and doctors. Totally not indiscriminate terrorism against civilians. Israel never does that!

[–] Wade@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Hezbollah*

I know it was probably an innocent mistake but people have been mixing these two up a lot recently

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[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be surprised if he didn't.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He did

Apparently he lost an eye and the other is damaged.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It was on discount on Jihad R Us.

But seriously, doubt the relation can be considered much of a secret.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is a "Hezbollah pager"

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pagers were precursors to cell phones, there's a little screen and it buzzes but the primary purpose is just to tell you to call someone.

Hezbollah is a political party / paramilitary group in Lebanon, aligned with Iran against Israel. And Lebanon shares a border with Israel so a famously fraught relationship there and it has only gotten worse since October. They use pagers because the Israeli intelligence agency is notoriously good and they would likely hack any cell phone.

Speaking of which, Israeli intelligence planted bombs in pagers sold to Hezbollah by a 3rd party over the last 2 years, and recently detonated the bombs, killing or wounding many members of Hezbollah. Also an Iranian ambassador.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why does anyone have pagers anymore?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because the terror state next door can target you if you have a cell phone.

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