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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 127 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mushroom mushroom πŸ„πŸ„

[–] USSMojave@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

My exposure to these badgers was a "banana phone" music video, so I always hear that when I see them πŸŒπŸ“±

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago

Huh, a gif with sound. Now it won't stop.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Damn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Fuck yes! Username checks out too πŸ˜‚

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car's oil

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He's got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait....he's changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.

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[–] fleet@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

But what about the Honey Badger?

[–] happysplinter@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 25 points 1 month ago

Honey badger does whatever it wants!

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ain't nothing to fuck with.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It doesn't give a shit

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Honey badger don't play

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[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Eeek! It's a snake! A snake!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

πŸ„

Edit: πŸ„πŸ„

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Haha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. 🐍indeed.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 month ago

Prolly the European ones have healthcare.

[–] brossman@infosec.pub 18 points 1 month ago

european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

UHF references are always a nice supplies.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

And Honey Badger just doesn't give a fuck.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Where is the African badger in this discussion?

(Not giving a fuck)

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' BADGERS!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You get to drink from the firehose!

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Ooooh, red snapper! Very nice!

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

That's just so you're oblivious to what's about to happen.

Scared prey doesn't taste as good.

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

also they walk really funny (the european ones)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

The badgers, too.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The American Badger doesn't look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.

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