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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago
[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is the internet so fucked up?

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because it's made of people

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Somebody has to educate the younger generations!

[–] MediaSensationalism@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Watched muted. Message still received.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Well, that's gonna fuck with my recommendations...

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Liome@pawb.social 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god...

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

...or was that Flareon?

[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

If you want your dick burnt like a piece overcooked bacon, then yes. Would be hot tho

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

so i herd u liek mudkipz...

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Im still convinced that Pikachu is infact mot furry, but is instead weirdly smooth with a plastic like texture.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Watch detective Pikachu and it might help.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

They got it wrong.

Slappy electric skin rat

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No way. They’d be so cuddly.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Society isn't my fault

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Awall of muscle feels good cuddling?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will admit I had dreams of curling up on a Snorlax's belly for a nap.

[–] IllNess@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago

I saw someone have a Snorlax bed on IG. I think they got the inspiration from the Totoro bed.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Alright, let's get this over with:

  • Gardevoir

  • Lopunny

  • Primarina

  • Salazzle

  • Goodra

  • ...Ditto

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gardevoir

Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.

Sleeping with your Ralts:

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no laws against pokemon Chris

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[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

You forgot Vaporeon.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 20 points 2 months ago

I just like to be the little spoon

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

no homo before bed and you're good to go

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Wait until he takes off his power belt.

[–] yoshisaur@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

that’s living the dream

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

machoke made me a furry, no lie.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

but it's not...

you know what, nevermind.

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

well, a scalie, to be exact.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

No one's calling them scalies, Herald. No one. They're just furries.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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