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The advertisement said “Shredded cheese with bacon and jalapeños”. It was $10.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

None of this looks like food.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It barely even looks like food components.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 months ago

I virtually never return food. But I'd sure as hell return that.

[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

Damn OP you in prison?

[–] amio@kbin.run 10 points 2 months ago

Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reminds me of ordering* ‘Cajun fries’ at that one American fast food diner with the black and white checkerboard. They literally charge you a quarter more to sprinkle the same Cajun seasoning that’s on your table. Holy fuck… I was more than a little pissed when I saw that after sitting down.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Mmm boiled fries with milk

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

F

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What the absolute fuck is wrong with those jalapenos? Almost thought it was sauce but it's only on the inside of the peppers. Are they not ripe? 🤢

Also: Where the motherfuckin' cheese at?!

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I've cut up a lot of jalapeños and I've never seen them do this, it's upsetting.

I simply must believe it's cheese somehow. Somehow!

[–] DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I thought it was mold 😬

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 2 months ago

Ok wow this is truly shitty. Everything looks soggy and sad.

[–] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.

10/10 post

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Looks like someone ate shitty barbecue then puked on raw fries.

[–] willya@lemmyf.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Call the health department on that place.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 2 points 2 months ago

I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries

It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices