Which song are they singing?
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom
This is so perfect
The Bad Touch
by Bloodhound Gang
Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin
this can't be someone's dream job, it has to pay well
There are more than 8 billion people on this Earth; chances are at least one dreams of this job.
Well, remember the news when one of those fucker even continue the procedure despite the patient SCREAMING in pain and he just doesn't care?
I had one with no painkillers or sedatives - it was uncomfortable but fine!
"I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm gonna need you to stop throwing it back on the camera."
Yeah, butt stuff with an audience was pretty weird.
They were all lovely though, so it was okay. Man, that'd be a weird job!
I'd say the same thing about plumbers, who wants to sniff poop all day?
turns out, nope! this guy loves his job https://youtube.com/@draincleaningaustralia
This is a actual shitpost
Not if they did the bowel prep well enough.
The fuck? What kind of weirdass karaoke do they go to there the standard complimentary colonoscopy isn’t part of the experience? [SHUDDER] Must be that nasty dark back alley karaoke everyone warns you never to go to. Ew.
Forget the colonoscopy, in a lot of American karaoke places, they don't even play with your ass, at all.
SingStar Splenic Flexure
Hey live unprocessed echo effects aint cheap you know
When you open a link and realize you just got rickrolled
People doing karaoke forget way to often that you got to twist and rotate it, just the ol' in-n-out routine isn't enough.