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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Getting Oklahoma but not Minnesota is frankly nuts.

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Yeah Minnesota is just Canada lite.

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Oklahoma had an easy to remember shape

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

And there are tons of Quebec plates driving around New Hampshire. Mostly for the cheap booze I assume.

And it borders Quebec too. Unlike Louisiana.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'm glad they know the trick for Kentucky (a chef outline cooking Kentucky Fried Chicken)

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You can’t unsee this. I’ve tried.

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This is the first time seeing it and it’s hilarious. Thanks!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Ooh. Now do Americans filling out Canadian provinces.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ngl I’d just make up names

Is Ontario one?

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Yay I did something

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Is it two of them?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m gonna mix most of the interior ones up and totally forget that Montreal isn’t called Quebec.

Now the hard mode is Mexico. They have enough states to be confusing and not enough presence in English internet to be memorable

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[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

The spot near the border is called Toronto, everything else is Alaska junior. There is a small swamp somewhere called "Quebec". Up north is something beautiful called the Aurora Rae Jepsen.

How'd I do?

[–] Plasma@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was just one giga state...

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is actually, Canada is the state. The US is the weird one with multiple states.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Canadia just uses the fancy rich people word for state: province.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Interesting claim, let's see:

Afghanistan, Algeria, Angola, Argentina*, Armenia, Bulgaria, Burundi, Cambodia, Canada*, China, The Democratic Republic of the Congo, Costa Rica, Cuba, The Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, Indonesia, Iran, Laos, Mongolia, Mozambique, Nepal*, Netherlands (country, not kingdom), North Korea, Pakistan*, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Poland, Rwanda, Sierra Leone, The Solomon Islands, South Africa, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Tonga, Turkey, Vanatu, Vietnam, Zambia, Zimbabwe, and Taiwan (to some extent), all use Provinces.

While Australia*, Austria*, Brazil*, Germany*, India*, Malaysia*, Mexico*, The Federated States of Micronesia*, Myanmar, Nigeria*, Palau, Somalia*, South Sudan*, Sudan*, The United States*, and Venezuela*, all use States.

More interestingly, the asterisks denote federal systems of government (the rest are mostly unitary or regional). Almost every state system is also a federal system, while most provinces aren't sovereign.

Thus, Canada is the weird one out, basically using states while calling them less than states. As usual, they do everything backward. I'm so proud! 🇨🇦

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Bah, you call that weird? In the UK we're a country that contains four smaller countries!

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[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

East to west along the US border is Quebec, Ontario, Manitoba?, Alberta?, and BC. I think.

Then there’s Nunavut. And maybe Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and Newfoundland? I’m realizing I have no idea how many provinces Canada has

Edit: Looked it up and I definitely missed a few

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

My rage at them getting New York wrong is only quelled in knowing that they pissed off many Pennsylvanians in the process.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

who lives here

We're like 100 miles from every canadian in existence. Bruh

[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

With the number of hockey players and associated rivalries churned out by that circle I question the OP's Canadian credentials.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Glad Seattle got in there, just happy to be remembered.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

It's a little bigger than I remember

[–] kiwikerfuffle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I like that the who lives here circle has 3 of the top 4 most population dense states

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Don't mind me, just doing my daily 10 (12? 14?) hour commute from western Washington, across the Cascades and the Rockies, to Seattle.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Is this not correct?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oof. I'd rate Ohio as one of the more memorable/unique shapes like Texas, Florida, Oklahoma, etc

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think it depends where you live in Canada. I'm in Quebec so the bunch of states you circled in New England with "who lives here?" is rather easy for people living in QC or NB, as they are our immediate neighbours.

Like, south of Montreal it's New York, then east of the Richelieu river/Champlain lake it's Vermont, then New Hampshire when you're getting east of the Memphremagog lake or south of Sherbrooke, then there's Maine between NB and QC. I dont know the rest but this part is easy.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

come on now, wyoming is memorable for being so utterly fucking devoid of people that the entire state has a smaller population than luxembourg.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I remember Wyoming because it's super square.

That's it, literally everything I know about it.

edit: reinforced by a recent Map Men video.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Got all the relevant ones. Full marks.

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

I’m from the Midwest and when I travel overseas I just tell people I live “near Chicago” cuz it’s the only place between the Rockies and the Appalachians people reliably know.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

As a Canadian I’m shit at remembering names, but give me an accurate list of State names and I could complete this map with at least 90% accuracy.

As it is, having to remember names off the top of my head I would likely only get about 50-60% correct.

[–] mashbooq@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My heart died a little at seeing my beautiful state slandered by being labelled as Arkansas

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

What? You now are living in the state formerly known as Idaho. Better than most folks got.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Huh. TIL Colorado has a Canadian border. I've been in CO for almost 10 years and didn't know that.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I dated a girl from Seattle once, but then she moved to Washington.

[–] aido@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

If the US the same number of people per state as each Canadian province there would be 88 states

[–] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I like how they get a bunch of corn-field-states but can't identify any of the east coast.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

I would say this person is from BC except they don't know where Seattle is.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

West Dakota and East Dakota: nobody ever remembers us... 😢

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Maryland and Delaware get no love smh

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Both of the states I’ve lived in got ???’d 🥲

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Better idea. Let's add two more Puerto Rico and the Virgin Isles

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Did they look for the dumbest Canadian?

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