Lux

You remember this until the day you die. You forget about it in the morning and burn to death in the afternoon.

Its for him

Wish,com-ass kkk costume

They probably gave him a present because they're friends. People post their friends on the internet.

The large number of Christians has led to it being common, so doctors ask every time a baby is born, and most of the time the parents say yes because they dont realize how it will affect their child

Grammar is made up

Nah im with them, thats 34 minutes of extra sleep

The inherited sin thing is kinda the whole point of Christianity isnt it?

Oklahoma had an easy to remember shape

I can do this and i hate it

Sounds like the lil man likes his freedom. Glad you let him keep it :3