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I have no idea, I'm just repeating shit

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I zoomed in on the photoshopped tattoo on the right arm. Not only is the image the first one that pops up on Google when you search, "tribal wolf tattoo," but MULTIPLE people have it as a real tattoo.

(Sorry for using terrible mobile screenshots)

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago

I never realized the tattoos were photoshopped.

I assumed they used a random stock photo that had a convenient pose to add the shirt onto, that happened to have a tattoo.

Of course, I also figured using a photo with too much ink would 1) distract from the merchandise and 2) make the stock photo model too recognizable. (Oh, they clearly used Getty #8675309, "Fat White Guy With Mediocre Barbed Wire Tattoo"), but plenty of the pics are identifiable enough to use for a police report.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ok but that's the left arm

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Right side of the picture.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Dire - (adj) Dreadful, extremely calamitous

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ngl i kind of want that shirt lmao

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lol i guess thats true, i wouldn't lie

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

…bout how much coal you have?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there an AI version of the song though?

[–] httperror418@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait what? There's a song, frfr?

[–] Baalial@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please say you're joking. Even if you're not, for my mental health, just fucking lie to me.

[–] httperror418@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I myself have no idea, but some of the words I sort of get, whilst others are just ludicrous 🤣

[–] Baalial@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🤦‍♂️ it's utter nonsense to the tune of "In The End" by Linkin Park. I'm officially old lol

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I remember the song but I absolutely did not make the connection.

Now, what the heck is the last line? Kagi gave me this, but I still have no idea.

Based on the information provided, the phrase "skibidi ohio rizz" refers to the following:

"Skibidi" is a reference to a series of surreal videos on YouTube featuring an "army of human-headed toilets fighting a war against another army of camera-headed people". It is used to describe something that is "nonsense, to the point of absurdity".

"Ohio" in this context means "weird or bad". It is used to describe something that is "cursed" or extremely strange and funny.

"Rizz" is short for "charisma". So "Ohio rizz" refers to "weird, cursed, or strange flirting behavior".

Putting it all together, "skibidi ohio rizz" means someone has terrible, bizarre, or uncool flirting skills.

In summary, the phrase "skibidi ohio rizz" is a piece of Gen Alpha slang that refers to someone exhibiting very strange and awkward flirting or social behavior.

[–] brejela@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure I just had a stroke

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You're correct, but the only possible response in gen a slang is "bruh."

[–] Baalial@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

The key is in the words "utter nonsense". Prior to Gen alpha slang was always rooted in reality - a word repulsed, or an abstraction, or a phonetic recreation of a regional pronunciation. Gen alpha is gonna make whole new sounds and apply them to Concepts and whole phrases and thoughts. Technically, this is expanding the English language, but it's going to look phenomenally stupid in the process.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Whelp, I guess this is stuck in my head for a while

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Where can I buy that shirt? I have a teenager I need to embarrass.

[–] Sternburgexport 6 points 2 months ago

Just run me over with a bus or something idk JUST MAKE IT STOP!

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

saw one at hot topic the other day: "i gyatt to suck ur rizz"

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know, until this meme and your comment I swear to gyatt I thought the word was pronounced like Wyatt. Why would I think that?

I’m getting old. One can’t pwn forever, I suppose.

[–] brejela@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

"One can’t pwn forever" are words I will write on my tombstone