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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 177 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Guys, its a joke, a meme. Some guy makes these fake notices like the woman who sweats on your couch, maggots appear and you are supposed to eat them to heal yourself.

[–] whenyellowstonehasitsday@fedia.io 49 points 2 months ago (20 children)

amazon spent a lot of money on trying to do this and then found out the technology doesn't exist and outsourced it to india

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

But that’s not a bowl. It’s more like a box. No, it’s ok. I’ll get on the call at 10pm.

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[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If lemmites didn't have the social skills of a mosquito at a funeral they might be able to pick up on the INCREDIBLY subtle joke here.

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[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Man, everybody is so upset at this, it makes it even funnier.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

I was about to say this had obvious plant vibes lol

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[–] Havald@lemmy.world 114 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wow, I absolutely detest people like this. How sad and pathetic does your life have to be to be doing something like this. Why can't people just be normal???! Imagine if everyone went around spreading misinformation like that guy. Plums are not berries, people! Don't let big berry claim this juicy deliciousness as their own!!!

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Strawberries aren't berries either.

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

At what point do we say that science is wrong about berries

You can’t look at me with a straight face and say a banana is a berry.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Look at the whole fruit bundle before they break it apart for shipping. You can't tell me it's NOT a berry.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

Just gotta accept that we have Berry[culinary] and Berry[botanical] and these variants are unstated and must be inferred from context.

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Speaking of juicy imagine the shits you would have after eating 27 fucking plums

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

World's most regular Omar

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

27 plums a month will not have a noticeable effect on your bowel movements.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Imagine thinking plumbs are berries...

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 104 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is basically the algorithms of the big tech companies but with extra steps. I guess it greatly illustrates how absurd they actually are and how weird it is to just shrug them off.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 87 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The best part? Nobody can agree if advertising ala commercials actually works.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Nobody can agree"?

Is this kind of like how nobody can agree on whether we landed on the moon or whether climate change is real?

[–] Leg@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My thoughts too. It definitely works. That's why I despise advertising and block all attempts at it. Don't tell me what to think, assholes.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's really bizarre how we just accept that there's this massive industry dedicated solely to emotionally manipulating people into buying shit. If it wasn't reality and we just saw it portrayed in a sci-fi movie, we'd think "this movie is dumb, why would people ever put up with that kind of bullshit existing?"

[–] Leg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Right? Now we have people claiming you have a moral obligation to watch ads because they support X or Y. Bizarre is a good word.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anecdotal, but I've boycotted products or stores because of annoying ads in the past. And even clever or entertaining ads eventually get annoying if they are shown too much.

I block most ads these days, so longer contribute to the negative ad returns like I used to, but I am curious about how many others like me are out there.

[–] WammKD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

My spouse is like that; they're so anti-advertising that they'll close their mobile games once the ad. appears and re-open the game, just to not watch it.

And they're definitely the type to stop buying from a company because the ad.s were annoying.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Same landlord: follow me on my socials to know more about how your average poop size and weight compares to your neighbours.

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I could DESTROY that competition.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude you don't know who you're up against!!

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago

Who uses a poop knife? You'll be surprised.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Too bad he ain’t on Lemmy. But thanks for the source.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Indeed, just edited in a warning :)

Someone who has an IG account, consider commenting to encourage fediversing up!

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Fuck yeah, come join us! Meta sucks!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago

"nah, we don't need privacy laws"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Definitely safe everything's okay rectangular shelf with latex paint bowl."

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[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Did you know I have an AI camera in every single bathroom? Would you like to know which ladies are front wipers or rear wipers, or which guys don't wash their hands after drip flicking after peeing? Wouldn't that be fun?"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

Fake - if this was real there would be a category 'most times pooped in the box'.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet Omar isn't even trying. He could easily eat another 27 plums no problem.

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[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Meh. It's a bit less creepy than any website that tracks you, but in this case you get to see the results. Plus: free berries are nice.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuckin freak behavior, what a fuckin creep

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That last sentence would freak me out. It takes it from maybe thats just a weird and eccentric landlord to CREEP ALARM!!!

But this is fake, right?

[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 months ago

Yea, according to another comment here, it’s a joke.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Weak strawberry game

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Omar has the right idea taking the plums.

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

This landlord is ready for harvest…

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ya, not a little creepy or weird. Sure thing

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