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[–] Havald@lemmy.world 114 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wow, I absolutely detest people like this. How sad and pathetic does your life have to be to be doing something like this. Why can't people just be normal???! Imagine if everyone went around spreading misinformation like that guy. Plums are not berries, people! Don't let big berry claim this juicy deliciousness as their own!!!

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 85 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Strawberries aren't berries either.

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

At what point do we say that science is wrong about berries

You can’t look at me with a straight face and say a banana is a berry.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Look at the whole fruit bundle before they break it apart for shipping. You can't tell me it's NOT a berry.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago

Just gotta accept that we have Berry[culinary] and Berry[botanical] and these variants are unstated and must be inferred from context.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Technically, a banana is the whole big-ass thing that grows on the tree. What you know as a banana is what is called a finger of a banana.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

A banana is a berry 😑

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Speaking of juicy imagine the shits you would have after eating 27 fucking plums

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

World's most regular Omar

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

27 plums a month will not have a noticeable effect on your bowel movements.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Imagine thinking plumbs are berries...