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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?

Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.

-a friend today

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago

No wonder they're constantly sticky and smell terrible.

[–] shitpostalotl@akko.unix.dog 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@DaGeek247 @196 how do i delete someone else's post

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Use a sharp knife.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 7 months ago

This is true of any pet that doesn't reproduce asexually.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Some people wanted to fling fluids at each other and now I gotta pay fuckin taxes

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

we are all just our parents' cum socks