Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?
Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.
-a friend today
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Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?
Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.
-a friend today
No wonder they're constantly sticky and smell terrible.
And a period, thank you
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This is true of any pet that doesn't reproduce asexually.
Some people wanted to fling fluids at each other and now I gotta pay fuckin taxes
we are all just our parents' cum socks