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Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?

2 Kings 2:23-25

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Still better than the guy

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

holY shit

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Should be a 16/16

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

2 Kings 2:23-25

Origin of malding

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Elisha casts Bears. It's super effective!

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 1 points 2 months ago

The flavor text teally sells this meme.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does it only cost 2 mana.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

And 7 bears fucking

[–] Arigion@feddit.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

depends on who theyre fucking

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

"Inside you are eight bears."

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Probably some random women lost in the woods.

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro