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[–] dariusj18@lemmy.world 80 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Drink more water, that's my solution

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech 104 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I feel like drinking any more water will make me become a solution

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

But on a serious note if you are drinking lots of water but it's coming out as clear piss and you still feel dehydrated you need more ~~water~~ electrolytes

Also space your drinking out, chugging too much in a small amount of time can kill you from water toxicity or the brain swelling

Edit: corrected dangerous advice to proper advice

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago

Also maybe talk to your doctor. Chugging a lot of water constantly and still being thirsty is a potentially a sign of diabetes.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's got what cramps crave

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[–] subignition@fedia.io 58 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I am not a doctor and this is not medical advice!

If this happens to you, it's time to check your electrolytes! Cramping can be a sign of low potassium. Most healthy people should be aiming for 2g+ of potassium per day.

Popularly known food sources of potassium (like banana and avocado) aren't super great in a pinch. Coconut water, or beverages like Electrolit / Pedialyte, do a better job. For your regular dietary intake, there are lots of foods better than banana and avocado at getting you the potassium you need.

This post brought to you by the fucking awful leg cramps I used to get when eating a low carb diet.

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My remedy has always been to eat a banana every once in a while and drink a glass of water before bed.

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Bananas aren't that good of a source of potassium considering how much sugar they also contain. A kiwi has more potassium but also a ton of vitamin c, fiber, and enzymes that improve digestion of proteins. If you want a lot of potassium, a medium potato has twice as much potassium as a banana for a similar amount of calories, but from starch instead of sugar.

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Potatoes are underrated sources of potassium. One medium potato has 920mg of potassium for 160 kcal.

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[–] SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Yea calf cramps are bad but have you ever had chin cramps

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

I’m scared to yawn bro. Oh my god it’s awful.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fucking hell FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE THAT GETS THEM! I really thought I was alone as none of my friends ever had it. It get it roughly once a year and yeah it's worse than calf cramps.

I even managed to get an armpit cramp once. Not so fun either.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It happens to me at least once a month. I’ll yawn more than once in a row and if I’m not careful they’ll get me.

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[–] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chin cramp gang rise up. U remain the unicorn of the armpit cramp, that sounds agonizing, sorry for ur loss.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Only when I'm with your mom lmao gottem

[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Well I had no idea that was even possible.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (4 children)

FYI if you ever get leg cramp, completely straighten your leg, and flex your feet upwards, towards your shin. This will stretch your leg muscles and stop the pain almost immediately.

Used to happen to me quite a few times, esp. when being a kid doing lot of sports. Once I was afraid I would drown when getting leg cramp in the pool, but this method saved me.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago

It's all fun & games until your shin muscles start to cramp as well...

I've gotten the Hamstring/quads combo cramp a couple times and falling over, screaming, and not being able to move is an experience.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Were your cramps so strong you could not control your muscles anymore? Asking about the pool thing. I have often had leg cramps and I retained full motor control.

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Just stand up. Pain stops as soon as you put weight on the leg.

[–] brad_troika@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

100%. I tried stretching and massaging before and it kinda worked for me but when I stand on it it immediately stops.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Calf overpowered me. Now I'm on tippytoes.

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

You likely have a potassium deficit. I had cramps all the time until I took vitamin supplements that contain potassium. No more cramps.

Of course you can also just eat healthier and get potassium that way. Supplements aren't necessarily the solution for you.

[–] PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I have really severe Charlie horses and started potassium when I heard this, it helped slightly but magnesium is what did the trick for me.

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The real answer is probably to talk to your GP about your issue.

[–] PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

I did and he was completely useless, he prescribed me baclofen which I take like tictacs and they do jack shit. He was out of ideas so I googled it and found out about magnesium. Got some "Calm" which is magnesium citrate and no more insane pain.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

TIL that it's called a charley horse in English

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[–] mysterytoy@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

Glad I’m not the only one. This is always a moment of pure terror

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I've had ones so severe I thought my tendons were going to snap, waking me up in the middle of the night and I'm screaming and doing sympathy whines pleading for mercy. I have genuine fear of the bed time calf and/or foot cramp.

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[–] flerp@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That use to happen to me a lot, but I haven't felt that pain in a long time. I started doing yoga regularly which helps, but even without doing yoga, a lesson I learned from yoga prevents that situation in other cases. It's about balance, so when you stretch your feet down, don't stretch your feet down toe first, there is no balance there, stretch your legs down heel first, that way the back muscle is being pulled down and the front muscle is being pulled up with your toe, the two counteract each other and you will not get this cramping.

Seek balance in all things friends, including your muscles while you stretch.

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[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like the feeling of having cramps. Sometimes I'll deliberately over strain my leg muscles to induce cramps in my calf and feet. Idk it hurts but not in a I want this to stop way. I find it fun stretching them out when I get them. The only ones I don't usually like are ones in my neck from yawning because it's weird to have my face contacted

[–] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Who hurt you?

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

Near death experience

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

OMG i am not alone and people have tips here,

I am so exited for part 2 of my life.

[–] cmder@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The comments under this post are proof that Lemmings have shit diets without proper electrolytes.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I eat a balanced diet with plenty of fruit and veg, don't smoke, drink moderately (1 drink 3 days a week) work out regularly and still get these. The worst is in yoga, when my feet cramp and I can't do something. Calves in bed close second.

I thought it was from drinking or fasting but there seems no correlation. Age, maybe.

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[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

When I used to get these, the thing that made them stop immediately was standing up. It seems like the last thing you want to do, but standing up and putting all weight on both legs as soon as I felt one coming always did the trick.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I get those in my thighs a lot

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I came here to comment about how much worse it is in your thigh. Stronger muscles, and you can't easily stretch it out because of that. I've only had that happen a few times and wow is it awful. My sympathies to you.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago

I just had one last week! Ugh just feeling it tighten until my muscles start tearing is the worst... And then I get to explain why I'm limping at work lol

[–] Rice_Daddy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

If this happens, push the ball of your feet up. The ball of you feet is the front of your foot connected to the toes, helped me many times.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

When you're masturbating in bed*

fuck that when you go over the edge and immediately hello pain

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Charlie horses are awful. It was hydration for me. When I drink enough water I don't get them

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I get this all the time. Have your foot angle up towards your head. It'll stop the cramps from happening. Picture standing up and trying to balance on your heels you want that kind of bend at the foot/ankle.

[–] dafo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

That works. Until you get a cramp in the opposite direction and the same time. It's the 2nd closest experience to child birth I've had. The closest is a cramp stretching from the inside of my foot, up the outside of my thigh, up my back. Nothing but death seems to help.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I hate these. Pointing my toes as far up/back as possible (stretching the calf) usually causes them to stop for me.

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