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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 132 points 3 weeks ago (39 children)

Alternate title: Chick-fil-A about to raise menu prices.

Also, don't buy from them. It's run by Christian nationalist and every dollar you give them goes to taking away the rights of someone else.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Would you like some extra bigotry with that chicken, sir?

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

It would be their pleasure.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 16 points 3 weeks ago

They don't even ask you

[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You gotta donate to planned parenthood for every dollar spent there. It's like buying carbon offsets, but for sandwiches. /s

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I donate to Planned Parenthood AND I don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Win-win.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The last time I was in a Chick-fil-A there was a flamboyantly homosexual guy wearing a neckerchief who took my order.

I had many questions, but I kept them to myself.

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I worked there for 6 years while I was still struggling with accepting my own queerness. I thought that by working a "Christian job" while going to a "Christian school" would help me "overcome" my queerness.

It was a desperate attempt to be accepted by the community I grew up in.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, because chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

do you have evidence for the sapient claim? and what is the basis of whether their experiences matter: how much, and to whom? and as for the identical-ness of the nature of their suffering, can you substantiate that in any way?

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 weeks ago

i wonder what rights are being taken away + i am not in america

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unscripted content? So religious reality TV? Good, that sounds worse.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say church services but those are scripted

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 36 points 3 weeks ago

Update: "Streaming service to be unavailable every Sunday."

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

JFC. The 700 Club sandwich?

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Starring: Kirk Cameron.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

can I install it on my KFC gaming console

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Can you watch on Sundays?

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lol "Chick Flix"

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Missed opportunity to have just bought the assets from Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment, which apparently had rights to actual content?