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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man living there is way easier to get rid of.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Same. A man living in my attic is free, even if he stays. Asbestos is a money pit.

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Asbestos definitely. I don't think I'd ever feel safe if I find someone secretly living in my house. I'd also wonder what the hell my dog had been playing at.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Asbestos. Because if a man were able to secretly live in my attic, there's no way he's human.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Asbestos gets a bad rep. As long as you don't break it apart it's perfectly safe to have in your home. It does wonders for insulation, fire prevention, it's super sturdy... You just shouldn't drill holes in it or break stuff off.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats great. Where can I get some for my kitchen walls?

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

That rather depends on where you live. In my country it's been outlawed in construction since 1993. But it's still present in a lot of homes before that time.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll choose a man who has great skills like plumbing and landscaping and owns a foundation repair company and is happy to offer those services in exchange for living in my attic so quietly that we didn't know he was there.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If he's not hurting anyone and he cleans up after himself...

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Somebody might as well. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think you overestimate our remaining dignity.