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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 41 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Safety matters, but having lived matters even more.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago (5 children)

As Hunter S Thomas said: “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!””

[–] LowleeKun 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Life should be whatever you want it to be. You want to chill the fuck out? You do you. Life, however, should not be full of regrets. Which largely stem from not allowong yourself to do what you want, whether it be from fear, pressure by other people, or certain expecations.

Quotes tend to be nice motivational forces but end up being very simplistic in a world that could not be more complex.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

You both make excellent points. Upvotes for all.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Amen brother

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah but what right do you have to push that onto someone who can't consent? Sure, let's let my baby smoke weed and sit on my shoulders while I ride roller coasters, cause if he dies at least he had fun!

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

having lived matters even more.

'Say ~~cheese~~ 91 octaaaaaannneeee for the camera!'

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is just what life was like back then. People were wild, and free, and stupid, and happy.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

And racist, and coughing a lot,

Edit: I don’t think my kids ever even had a lung oyster

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Some people are still racist

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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who do you think took the picture?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Your friends who wanted to go motorcycling the day your wife was out of town.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I've heard this one. It was the wife's heart!

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is me and my dad. It isn’t, but it is.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My dad took both me and my brother (at the same time) for rides like this

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mostly I just remember the burns on my legs from the engine.

And then the motorcycle being broken and never getting fixed. I suspect my mom sabotaged it.

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dont take ur infants on motorcycle rides tho.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As if girls were on the internet. Everyone knows they're at home watching cooking shows.

/s

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago

Fuck, she found me.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I am 👀

Oh hi, honey!
Which weekend were you gonna be out-of-town again?

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good thing that's not an infant then!

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't see the kid's face clearly enough to tell if they're having the time of their lives or if they're absolutely terrified.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

To be fair, Safety Third makes a lot of sense.

Serious ExplanationI work at a company with a very strong safety culture because we produce and work with very dangerous substances. We have a company-wide safety meeting every week for office people, and worksites have short safety meetings every shift, and at pretty much every meeting. We talk about safety all the time. However, at almost every safety meeting, there's a reported near miss or an actual injury, and they come with an explanation of which basic rule they violated.

This is one of the best cases of "safety first" thinking, the company is basically stating that safety is its responsibility, and violations of company rules are a problem the company needs to solve (i.e. more training, etc). However, the company has an opposing priority of profit, meaning that the primary reason the company implements safety procedures is to protect it from lawsuits and whatnot.

Safety Third recognizes this conflict of interest and clearly states that safety is the responsibility of the worker, though the company will do what it can to keep the work environment safe. At the end of the day, it's the worker's responsibility to keep themselves safe. Anything else is just a lie that makes workers feel safer than they actually are. It's not about reducing the safety considerations the company puts in place, but to clearly communicate to the worker that it's their responsibility to ensure they get home safety each day. Even the best company processes don't matter if workers ignore them. The most important part, IMO, is "Stop Work Authority" (or "Andon" in Toyota processes), where any employee can halt any part of the process if they think something is unsafe, and that should be what the company focuses on, not all the checklists and reports that people have an incentive to ignore.

Anyway, I think this looks super fun. :)

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

It’s not the stand. It’s the foot peg and the shift pedal.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think that's those drainage tubes. Forget what they're called tho.

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nah that's just the foot peg on the left side, along with the rear brake pedal protruding to the front. Riders left for is held out for balance behind the front wheel.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Exactly. Plus, you can see the dirt being thrown from the tires and the wind in their hair. Some people online just don't know that people actually do stuff in real life.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yeah, its been a whle. But isnt the shifter on the left?

You're right of course.

It's been a while for me too.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago
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[–] Coco@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Nah, this was super common when I was growing up. We all used to commute by motorcycle, even though we had a family car. We did wear helmets. I know it's still common all over the world. I'm laughing now, cause my mother was super protective when I was inside the house, but of course riding on a motorcycle with a cheap plastic helmet was no worry for her. We thankfully never had an accident.

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