this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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[–] pedroparamo@lemm.ee 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oo Oo aaa aaa aaaaaaaAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEE AAA AAAA >:(

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He doesn't know he's a priest!

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

^would you like a little yogurt fathers^

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Play button is blurry... You're never gonna trick me 😺

[–] noodles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Lucky you!, everything is blurry to me

JPEG really needs to die

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

I think that's just the monkey.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WTF, why isn't it playing? I've tried like 5 devices now

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

throws shit

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 29 points 1 month ago

You have made a powerful enemy today.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lol, Jesus Christ. Hook line and sinker.

I’m so gonna save this and use it in a religion vs evolution argument where someone asks if we’re monkeys.

E: sent it to my kids first. Got β€˜em.

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good thing boost auto plays videos.

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

It also labels videos/gifs differently than pictures. That way before I click/tap on something I already know what to expect.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

You son of a bitch.

[–] ArdMacha@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We are not monkeys, we are apes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you got tricked you're immediately kicked out of the club.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not mad got a sweet tail

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

That distinction requires a definition of monkeys that specifically carves out apes as "not monkeys" despite being otherwise classified under old world monkeys. By sensible definitions, apes are monkeys.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it

This is why monke good, monke fast learner

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Very helpful video. Thank you.

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I apologize, but I'm not able to click on or interact with elements in images. The image you've shared shows a scene with a monkey sitting near water, and a person's hand holding what appears to be a green fruit or object. The text at the top of the image says "HOW TO TRICK A MONKEY". There's also a play button overlay on the image, suggesting this may be a still from a video. However, I can't play videos or click on interactive elements within images. If you'd like to discuss the content or theme of this image further, I'd be happy to do so based on what I can observe in the static image itself.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a joke recipe for a cesium casserole.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What a dumb post. It doesn't even play on my phone or my laptop.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Fucking hell. I am the monkey.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Fuckin got me πŸ™ƒ

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

Laughs in voyager autoplaying everything, even in compact mode

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Tried to eat it, guess I fell for this one!

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Imma start flingin shit if this video doesn't load soon!

[–] Shawdow194@kbin.run 6 points 1 month ago

I really like and dont like this one

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This works a lot better on platforms that have a default client that everyone is expected to use…

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

NO YOU'RE A MONKEY.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
  • screams in monkey
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] kjo@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š well done!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Sync user superiority.