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[–] johny 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Big-o’dickus

  • very big
  • causes gonorrhea (or I already had it, idk)
[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] johny 4 points 3 months ago
[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

He had a wife, you know

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

God dammit. I never get invited to the fun parties.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

correlation does not equal causation

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

So much oil.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Diplo

  • American DJ
  • music producer
[–] MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz 15 points 3 months ago
  • causes gonorrhea
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

May or may not cause gonorrhea.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

duplocockus

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

I always see diplodocus and wanna call it a boopasarus because in Ark: Survival Evolved they’re friendly guys who just boop you around everywhere.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 3 months ago

If one bums you you end up with a mega sore arse

[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Next time I fire up Ark i am taming the closest Diplodocus and naming it Mr. Diplococcus.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Diplodocus is loaded with gonorrhea. It's just that the sex kills you before he spreads it to ya.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

...while he spreads it to you.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is one spelt with a double C at the end though

[–] leisesprecher 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because it's derived from the Greek kokkos, meaning berry, because the bacteria are round (like berries) and not elongated like other bacteria.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

super cool info

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago

Ah! Thank you for that knowledge

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Both gram negative, I'd assume