MagicShel

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[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 1 points 27 minutes ago

I think Wellbutrin was like that for me.

They recently tried to put me on Duloxetine for migraine prevention. I couldn't cum but I could sure get blue balls. Without getting into details I have an extremely high libido. Like per day, not per week or month.

I couldn't stay on that med long enough to say if it worked. I hate migraines but that was impossible. Fortunately after that, they put me on Ajovy and that fixes the migraines with almost no side effects.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I was trying to make a funny.

You had said:

I could be fucking my couch right now and no one would ever know.

To which I asked for an OnlyFans link so my buddy JD Pants could watch. But apparently I laid it on a little thick and obscured the joke. Everything always makes more sense in our own minds.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

OF link? I'm asking for my friend, JD uh.... Pants?

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I don't remember after my first car. But I got a really big raise at work one year and bought the new Malibu the year it was redesigned. Black with leather interior. First song played:

Radar Love by Golden Earring

It's a great fucking song to drive too fast to.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

I second all of this.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 20 points 5 hours ago

As usual, when the title asks a question, the answer is no.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 69 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (5 children)

It's not huge on my priority list, but why? It's just...bad. Maybe it's popular with too many people in the center.

ETA: How can you have the Central Park 5 represent at the DNC and then do this??

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 5 hours ago

Shot? Oh, he's going out the window of one of his own buildings.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 23 points 6 hours ago

If I had a legally binding offer of a billion dollars for my picket lint, I'd force that deal through, too. I kinda hate that Twitter sold out, but I wouldn't have done any different.

One of the sellers will go back and buy it off him for 250 million in a few years and have their cake and eat it, too.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

He needed one of those plastic sheriff stars to make him a good guy.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to... back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Okay. Well I'm not that worried until I see where things are headed. I can see a lot of ways for things to go badly, but no point in borrowing trouble over it.

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