Tampon Tim is here to stop the red wave!
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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This gage me the worst fucking mental image which I am going to overide with a simple chant.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE KILL KILL KILL
Good thing we've got plenty of tampons for all that blood.
(●Ω●;)♬♪♬♪ You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant excepting Alice
If this doesn't become official merch, it'll be the first misstep of the campaign.
"I know how we can win this election. First we alienate the blacks. Then we alienate the women. And then we am become president."
Pink Floyd - Dogs
Worth reading the lyrics if you don't feel like sitting for a 20 minute song. Very relevant to the republican mindset. hell, the whole album (Animals) is fairly relevant.
Pink Floyd - Dogs
I read the whole song's lyrics and I found absolutely nothing that has to do with what I was talking about. Here's the most confusing part:
4 Minutes of: Stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone, stone
Isn't the whole album based on Animal Farm? Might as well just read that, since you could probably read the whole book in the time it takes to listen to a Pink Floyd album
In this country, you gotta alienate the money first. Then when you alienate the money, you alienate the power. Then when you alienate the power, then you alienate the women.
Girls are gross! We can't vote for a girl and her period loving tampon guy! Yucky!
Brought to you by the campaign for Donald Trump for middle school class president.
He should toss tampons to the crowd at his next rally.
Great idea. Lean into it. Get the crowd going and take ownership of the term.
Former Trump adviser Stephen Miller said: “There is no universe where a man who gives tampons to teenage boys is going to be next in line to be president.”
Uh, it’s looking more and more like it’ll be this universe, Miller. Breathe into a paper bag or something.
I doubt it'll ever actually happen, but I'd love to see news/media stop using (R) for Republicans and change it up to (W) for weird.
Similar to when (probably satire) Ted Cruz was listed as as (R - Cancun), can't seem to find the image I'm thinking of, so if anyone else has it please link!
They thought they were really on to something there, too. A dispencer showed up in a boys' bathroom, and they can't contain themselves with that HS bully vibe. 0 to do with them, no impact what so ever but it's such an affront to their sensibilities they lash out like a 4 year old who can't get a 3rd cookie.