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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A submarine is just a plane that doesn't believe in itself.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Going 30k feet underwater is way way harder than going 30k feet above the ground. I'd say it's the planes that are doing the easy job.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

So is carrying on with soul-crushing depression.


Feeling depressed? Life getting you down? Don't despair, just believe in yourself. It's as easy as turning your submarine into an aeroplane!

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I looked ~~it~~ up. It's true!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Did you look down also? Otherwise that's just bad science.

[–] GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

I'd like to see the white paper on this.

[–] Senseless 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also the average human has less than two legs.

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

What about people with "a third leg"?

[–] julysfire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

More lunatics in the company than workers in the asylum.

[–] bonedaddy@mander.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Are airplanes just supermarines?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

Not a single aircraft or tank was used by either side during the American civil war.