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Doesn't understand birth control pills (lemmy.wtf)

submitted 1 month ago by meldrik@lemmy.wtf to c/facepalm@lemmy.wtf

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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You gotta use different colors to censor names. I can use context clues for this one, but some of these get crazy

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they are schizophrenic

[–] node_user@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

I used to be schizophrenic but we are OK now

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They also didn't censor the name in the reply.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you need to take it every morning

Because, like many women, if I don't, I'll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself!

Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Damn whores and their

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Wanting to live!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Oh please tell me this continues

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

In case someone as dumb as this person rapes her. Because she sure doesn't want to have a baby with him.