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[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I now want this and only this! Full 13 hour cut.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Second

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

ELROND: Men? Men are weak.

CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station

ELROND: That's not the kind of strength I'm talking about...

CUNK: So what you're saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?

ELROND: No. That's not what I'm say-

CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.

CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Cunk on Tolkien when??

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man's relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?

Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.

Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔

Gandalf: 🤨

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What teenager? Frodo is 50 when he leaves Hobbiton.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's human years, in hobbit years he's 18.

Loli girls are still weird even if they're technically 500 yrs old.

Baby Yoda still a baby even though he's 500 yrs old.

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he's 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?

The loli thing is a fair point

Also Grogu is 50 not 500

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was always under the impression of the rings corrupting influence, kinda like the dark side.

Ya my bad on the grogu thing.

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn't aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he's in Rivendell

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well ya l, but withdrawals are a bitch.

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah they really muddy the waters as far as hobbit aging goes

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I like the implication that he's Gandalf the Grey purely because his clothes are dirty