There’s been a pileup on the dirt highway. This food baby’s breech!
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2024
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When I’m hanging out with the lads I like to announce that I’m going for an [insert friend’s name] out of my [insert other friend’s name].
I’ve gotta push a Steve out of my Bradley.
Pinching a loaf.
When I was a kid I would say I needed to "go ball-balls."
I'm going to the field office.
I have a little piece of work to do
Choke Jürgen or cook Jochen. Doesn't even make sense in German.
But at least "Jürgen würgen" or "Jochen kochen" rhymes 😁
I got the plopples
From My Name is Earl:
Philo : I gotta go tinkle.
Randy : Tinkle! That's so stupid. I wonder what he uses for "going ploppies."
My go-tos are:
- I have to see a man about the pipes
- I have to make a long visit (usually say that one in Dutch)
- I have to do some paperwork
- I'm off to sit on the throne
Imma go look for some tile'd poetry
I'm kingly but I gotta get rid of this crown
(These were made up on the spot, enjoy)
I gotta go shake a tit
"I've got an urgent appointment in meeting room 00"
Gotta go burn some toast.
Let me go think about it
Going to "take a comfort"
Poop time
I'm going to free space for dinner
I need to see a man about a horse