Speculater

joined 1 year ago
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Protest is still allowed... If we approve it."

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Average speed cameras fixed this in the UK. Literally no one speeds there. There is a much easier solution.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (4 children)

"Hey Google, call my other boyfriend."

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And yet the jester is usually the wisest in the court.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You're welcome! It's a fun world and as others have stated, "Guards! Guards!" Is a great jumping in point as well.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Like that creep that married the lady the day she turned 18 when they had been working together since she was 14 or 15. No 45-year-old has anything in common with a teenager.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Alright then, I am a hacker."

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That woman had zero survival instinct. She was sitting in her car as the water rose, like once you're waist deep in your car, maybe unbuckle and try to get on the roof or preemptively open a door before the pressure traps it shut. My God.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine an AI bound by Sharia law, the current ones limited by American puritanical bullshit are already bad enough. "How did prostitution during the gold rush affect the economy of mining towns?"

ERROR THIS QUESTION VIOLATES GUIDELINES

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was in the military, two officers got caught fucking in a stairwell. They were caught by a security camera while attending training. They were both married and not to each other.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Did he get mad at you for it?

 
 
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