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Anon's uncle watches Andrew Tate (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] aew360@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

brooooooooo

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Women will always get laid more than men.

If we discount homosexual relationships (since the conversation focuses on heterosexuals), for a woman to have sex, there needs to be a man to have sex with her, and vice versa, so men and women should get laid equally.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 1 points 7 months ago

Uh no. It's not 1-1, it's 1-to-many.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca -2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Everyone looks the same in the dark. Pretty people are nice to look at. Marry for things that take up more than 20 minutes(maybe) of your week. Sad they didn't realize this.