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[–] WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The charge is the only outrageous thing here 😑

[–] ignism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Just so that we’re on the same page. It isn’t a crime, right?

[–] Toes@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is illegal federally in America. Assuming that's where this picture is from?

[–] ignism@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I know it’s illegal. But I mean it’s stupid that it is, cause it’s harmless. Maybe that’s me being Dutch, but it’s so hypocritical.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

In the US, enforcement and legality varies by state/jurisdiction:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis_by_U.S._jurisdiction

Some horrible statists think so and have killed and enslaved hundreds thousands for it.

[–] superkret 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not the charge, that's his family name.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I thought that's his college

I somehow feel like it should be illegal for this gentleman to not possess Marijuana.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

He's got a nice little hat, but it's made out of his hair!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 month ago

Or the charge...

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Quindarious Gooch is totally a name I would use for a D&D one shot.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 month ago
[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago

Black Heisenberg confirmed

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Fkn rude wearing a hat indoors smh.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Gooooooch!!

Any Scrubs fans here?

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cougar Town, the show that Bill Lawrence, Scrubs showrunner and lead writer, went on to work on after Scrubs.

He’s also done many other shows, including recently Ted Lasso and Shrinking.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hahahaha! I had no idea this existed! Thank you for this! Just made my day.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It gets even better!

Rest in peace, Sammy Lloyd! You were too good for this world.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m having a really hard time determining the shape of his head. It’s coming off as square… Frankenstein-like even

[–] finley@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Likely not maple beans either

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm curious where this is. They won't even arrest you solely on possession in most of Texas anymore. Now it's mostly used as an add-on to other charges to make the plea bargain less favorable.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

I honestly have no idea but I kinda get the vibe that it might be a few decades old, i.e. from a time before marijuana laws started to become more relaxed.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's called colored tax. I have 15 going over 10 km tickets. They're bulshit charges that are brought up when "they feel like it".

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Bro when you that haircut and your street name is The Gooch the cops are out to get you every time.

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I wish I had a better yearbook quote.

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Wasn't Gooch Gary Coleman's bully on Different Strokes?

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 points 1 month ago

Beats out Jonathan Gooch for sure

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

a mascot.

both in title and the crown.