this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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A promising description:

Welcome to a stunning and spacious property located in the serene and picturesque community of Ocklawaha, FL. This beautiful home boasts a remarkable curb appeal, thanks to its landscape, large front yard, and front porch

Would you dare to request a tour?

To be fair they do tell later in the description that an investor can just use the lot to park their mobile home.

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[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

The outside made me a bit uncomfortable, but with all that fresh drywall inside I can see now that it is a well maintained property with no underlying/hidden issues.

[–] Harold_Penisman@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If the price was right, i might live there.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does that include demo costs?

I think the tree next to that hacked together shed is probably safer to live in

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How much could a box of matches cost?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It's one box of matches deadbeef, what could it cost, $10?

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

LOL... Should be advertised a land-only sale with a house that needs demolished.