FYI, you probably aren't a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you're doing.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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I'm legit surprised stuff like this doesn't have a bunch of people crying about the impropriety of the meme.
I shitpost all the time in the main communities, and stupid shit like this gets removed/complained about because people follow this rule:
This is the greentext community, so more of the people here understand what they're getting into.
I still hate the straight up racist and misogynist posts, but this one is more self-deprecating.
I get all of these from r9k and it's really kind of anything goes there unless someone is actively using the site to commit a crime somehow
Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.
The horror.
I'm all for political correctness and not making people feel terrible about themselves. However, there are a lot of people who take things way, way, too seriously on the internet. I posted a meme about Hulk Hogan and got asked why I was posting a meme with a racist in it. Just take the meme at face value, people.
People have forgotten how to have fun.
Most normal 4channer
Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.
step 1: jerk off in the ocean
step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom
step 3: fisherman catches fish
step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner
Later virgins 😎
I have no foreskin, and I must coom.
Have you heard of sounding?
That's the worst pepe I've ever seen (and yes, I've seen the market.)
You ever bust a nut underwater? I'm just talking about in fresh water, sounds like hell on earth with salt water
Just in the hot tub that one time. That was a fun night for all...
So inside a vagina or ass or just underwater??
Doesn't really matter. The lubricants get washed away, making for an uncomfortable ride for everyone involved.
It's terrible, I did the hot tub thing once and never again
Yup my wife and I got part way into it and we're like "this sucks no thanks."
I feel it would be safer/easier to just actually get a girlfriend.
Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you're that much of a goon.
I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.
I pollinated the mediterranean sea.
Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn't a one way road if something is looking for a host.
Gotta watch out for them Dick Goa'uld.
Karma's a bitch