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Anon's day at the beach (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

I pollinated the mediterranean sea.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn't a one way road if something is looking for a host.

[–] doofy77@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Gotta watch out for them Dick Goa'uld.