Bro where do you live? In prison? Who is forcing you to wake up and go outside? Start depression maxing. Move to a one room apartment alone and never leave again.

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

How do you pay the rent

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm paying mine with the kinda equivalent of basic income in my country, it's great! Well except the depression part

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 0 points 5 months ago

Oh hey another noodle. My username is also a noodle. But in german.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sleepy enbys and boys too

Seems like a human rights violation

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

As an eepy enby I can confirm that we should be allowed to have more eep

[–] Winter8593@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I wake up my fiancee prematurely I get the death sentence

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

And if you make her go outside, that's the death sentence for all three generations in your family

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

The only correct way to do this is to lay a trail of very tasty and fragrant pastries from the night stand to the terrace, where there will be freshly brewed coffee.