this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 184 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Dear diary, today, a patient seemed insecure about their body- they believed that they had a distended gut, bulbous small muscle groups, and atrophied testicles. I alleviated their worries by commenting on their vivid shoulder tattoo of an anthropomorphic frog and complimenting the size of their testicles. Another one spared from dysmorphia.”

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 50 points 1 month ago

I laughed, that was good

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

"Well, uhh, it's obvious your an insides Dr. and not an eye Dr.!"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

few weeks

Expects to be mistaken for roid rager.