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#2 Ernie's Girlfriend (lemdro.id)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Nuklia@lemdro.id to c/bertstrips@feddit.de
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[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man, those verb tenses are all fucked up.

[–] twei@feddit.de 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

what's wrong with them?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Puppets don’t age at the same rate as people. Look at Elmo, he first appeared in 1980, he’s like 43 years old but still a child. Ernie’s girlfriend may only be 3 years old, but she could be a MILF puppet.

[–] PixeIOrange@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude, your logic means that ernies girlfriend is around 0.5 years old...

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

By “age differently”, I mean “don’t age at all”. Muppets are essentially vampires who are stuck at whatever age they are made at. So Elmo will be a forever-child, even if he lives to a 1000 years old. So it would be weirder if Elmo ever got a significant other, but Ernie having a 3 year old Muppet girlfriend may just mean she was made as a 40 year old fully formed adult and that’s what she will always be.

[–] PixeIOrange@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

It was a joke :)

[–] wldmr@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

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